If condoms had sponsors you might find them packaged and pitched like these:

Do you have any other interesting suggestions?

PS---Please practice safe corporate sex

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Permalink Reply by Diana Oyaga on December 1, 2008 at 9:58am

haha they should really do this

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Permalink Reply by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer on December 1, 2008 at 2:20pm

I'm trying to talk a couple of these companies into doing it as we speak. Who else would be good?

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Permalink Reply by Jim Powell on December 2, 2008 at 7:15am

Tescos - every little bit helps
Duracell - longer lasting
VW - Think Small
Avis - we try harder
Ariston - on and on and on
Heniken - refreshes the parts other beers cant reach
Martini - anytime, anyplace anywhere
Burger King - Have it your way
L'Oreal - because you're worth it
BMW - the ultimate driving machine
Nokia - connecting people
A T & T - reach out and touch someone
VW - Drivers Wanted
Access - Your flexible friend
Charmin - please dont squeeze the Charmin
Radio Times - if it's on it's in
Am Express - dont leave home with out it
Castelmaine - australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else
Esso - put a tiger in your tank
Fed Express - When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight
Forbes - Capitalist Tool
TNT - sure we can
02 - we are better connected
Wall's Sausages - the two best bits

some strap lines are a tad old - but hey I had fun for 10 mins longer than I normally have fun for - lol - I may recover to do it again later....

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Permalink Reply by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer on December 2, 2008 at 7:31am

...Please do. Well done pal!!!

WOW! It's like what corporate theme line won't be good to pitch rubbers? I smell a conspiracy here. Are corporations trying to get us to practice safe corporate sex?

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Permalink Reply by Jim Powell on December 2, 2008 at 7:48am

Bic Lighters (1975) Flick your Bic
British Gas Don't you just love being in control?
Buick - It makes you feel like the man you are
Burma Sauce The only 'sauce' I dare give Father (ouch - sorry for that one)
Campari The first time is never the best
Delta Airlines Ready when you are
Firestone Tyres Where the rubber meets the road
Hewlett Packard Expanding Possibilities
Intel Intel inside
Maxwell House Coffee Good to the last drop
National Lottery It could be YOU
United States Army Be all that you can be
Some of our best men are women - (lol)
Wonderbra Hello boys

I am googled out now - need a nap ! Some are old and some brands are UK only

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Permalink Reply by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer on December 2, 2008 at 8:24am

Jim, you have a dirty mind. I like that.

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Permalink Reply by Laura Anderson on December 2, 2008 at 1:00pm

All of these can simply be followed by a big ole 'that's what she said'. Nice work JP!

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Permalink Reply by DSeidler on December 2, 2008 at 8:50pm

Buddy,
I like your thought process! As it seems, the corporate (or copulate) tie-in works with just about every major company slogan -- because, sex sells! From Maslov to the red light district, there is one theme that doesn't need coupon selling.... the motivation to 'engage' the customer has always been there! While it may have been the path of least-resistance to use the easy tie-in for innuendo (lubricants, not-withstanding), that has always been as easy route to the brain to lock in a brand for top-of-mind connectivity.
Now if we can just get a condom that applies to our 401k's, and IRA's to protect those from the infection of a twisted hit of the economy?! (unfortunately, 'the month-end balance withdrawl' hasn't proven too safe!)
Oh, sorry it's been a while since I chatted with you - glad to see you are still burning the candle in the middle.... what better way to get to a new point of view?

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Permalink Reply by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer on December 3, 2008 at 10:08am

Thanks pal, and welcome back. Long time no see.

?????Hey, maybe all these companies mentioned would be better off making rubbers, instead of what they currently make????? Maybe their brand names and corresponding theme lines would be better served selling rubbers, instead of what they currently make?????

Maybe that is one cure for our every expanding economic woes= More fucking, less getting fucked. (Safely!) LOL