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Michael Kleinheinz
  • 45, Male
  • Madison, WI
  • United States
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Althusser was so Damn CORRECT...

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Personal Site/Blog
http://www.unitedbrandworks.com
Interests
Karate, Reading, goofing off with my kids
About Me
I'm 43, father of three, living in the burbs just north of Atlanta. When I'm not torturing myself reading branding blogs, I drink beer, take karate lessons, and chase kids out of my yard with a garden hose ("hey you kids- get out of my yard!!")
Areas of Expertise
anything to do with startup, from brand ideation to launch. Plenty of experience in media buys, mostly web stuff lately. Pretty adept at international branding, having taken brands from the states to int'l markets, and taking in'tl brands to the west. I have an office in Atlanta, in Mexico City, and in Taichung, Taiwan
Current Company
United Brandworks
Position
Booty Shaker
Position Responsibilities
I create brands, I re-imagine brands, I PM web/software apps, I give the Vulcan nerve pinch to creatives and software developers,
I sell smokes to the cool kids in the boy's bathroom, I get rate cards down 40 points, and I wait until I get to the security gate to take all my stuff out of my laptop bag.
Industry
Whatever you want it to be
Company Description
I learned in college a gazillion years ago that marketing is anything that happens to a business idea from the time it's thought of till the time its consumed. That's what we do. We demand alot from ourselves, our clients, and our vendors. Because of that, it usually works out.
Company Website
http://www.unitedbrandworks.com
Work History
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Graduation Year
1988
Academic Institution
University of Georgia
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At 12:36pm on October 23, 2009, Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer said…
FOR A WHITER WHITE AND MORE POONTANG Image and video hosting by TinyPic
At 5:09pm on February 18, 2009, Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer said…
Hey pal, I just got paid $784,642.86 in cash from Coke! I was an owner of Coke. Coke belonged to me because I love Coke. But I decided to sell Coke back to Coke. Do you love Coke? Then Coke belongs to you too. You own it. So get paid already! Sell Coke back to Coke like I did. What are you waiting for? Would you rather have a Coke, or $784,642.86 in cash? (Watch this Carlos video for all the details. Tell all your Coke lovin friends. GET PAID. NOW!) http://www.adgabber.com/video/brand-ownership
At 9:15am on February 15, 2009, Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer said…
http://www.adgabber.com/video/brand-ownership “BRAND OWNERSHIP” WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH! WE'RE ALL FREAKIN WEATHLY. NO MORE RECESSION FOR US!!!!!
At 1:36pm on February 4, 2009, Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer said…
FRANCHISES AVAILABLE
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At 3:42pm on January 29, 2009, Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer said…
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At 12:23pm on December 31, 2008, Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer said…
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At 2:46pm on December 19, 2008, Leonard Wolf said…
Hey Michael - hello from skallywaggletails.com please come visit
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At 1:30pm on December 17, 2008, Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer said…
SEASON'S GREETINGS, PAL
At 8:10am on November 25, 2008, Tomato said…
If a company suffer a scandal, how do you improve its reputation again?
At 11:44am on February 1, 2008, Jane Lyubich said…
Thank you for adding moi

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