Michael Kleinheinz 47, Male Madison, WI United States: Share on Facebook Share Twitter

Blog Posts
Discussions (23)
Events
Groups (7)
Photos
Photo Albums
Videos (2)

Michael Kleinheinz's Apps

Michael Kleinheinz's Friends

View All

Michael Kleinheinz's Groups

Copywriter Group

231 members
Punk Marketers

35 members

Welcome to Atlanta

26 members
Social Marketing Group

191 members

Ads of the World

559 members

View All

Michael Kleinheinz's Discussions

Calling all Gabbers in the ATL
4 Replies

Started this discussion. Last reply by Dapo Apr 10, 2009.

View All

Michael Kleinheinz's Page

Gifts Received

Michael Kleinheinz has not received any gifts yet

Give Michael Kleinheinz a Gift

Latest Activity

Kim Duncan and Michael Kleinheinz are now friends Feb 23, 2009

Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer left a comment for Michael Kleinheinz

http://www.adgabber.com/video/brand-ownership “BRAND OWNERSHIP” WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH! WE'RE ALL FREAKIN WEATHLY. NO MORE RECESSION FOR US!!!!!

Feb 15, 2009

Profile Information

Personal Site/Blog: http://www.unitedbrandworks.com

Interests: Karate, Reading, goofing off with my kids

About Me: I'm 43, father of three, living in the burbs just north of Atlanta. When I'm not torturing myself reading branding blogs, I drink beer, take karate lessons, and chase kids out of my yard with a garden hose ("hey you kids- get out of my yard!!")

Areas of Expertise: anything to do with startup, from brand ideation to launch. Plenty of experience in media buys, mostly web stuff lately. Pretty adept at international branding, having taken brands from the states to int'l markets, and taking in'tl brands to the west. I have an office in Atlanta, in Mexico City, and in Taichung, Taiwan

Current Company: United Brandworks

Position: Booty Shaker

Position Responsibilities: I create brands, I re-imagine brands, I PM web/software apps, I give the Vulcan nerve pinch to creatives and software developers,
I sell smokes to the cool kids in the boy's bathroom, I get rate cards down 40 points, and I wait until I get to the security gate to take all my stuff out of my laptop bag.

Industry: Whatever you want it to be

Company Description: I learned in college a gazillion years ago that marketing is anything that happens to a business idea from the time it's thought of till the time its consumed. That's what we do. We demand alot from ourselves, our clients, and our vendors. Because of that, it usually works out.

Company Website: http://www.unitedbrandworks.com

Work History: uuuuughhhhh......

Graduation Year: 1988

Academic Institution: University of Georgia

What Services Can You Offer Adgabber Members?: lots of meaningless comments

What Services Are You Looking For From AdGabber Members?: lots of meaningless comments

Michael Kleinheinz's Videos

Steven Levitt: Why do crack dealers still live with their moms?

Added by Michael Kleinheinz
Angry Boss

Added by Michael Kleinheinz

Comment Wall (49 comments)

You need to be a member of AdGabber to add comments!

Join AdGabber

At 12:36pm on October 23, 2009, Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer said…: FOR A WHITER WHITE AND MORE POONTANG

At 5:09pm on February 18, 2009, Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer said…: Hey pal, I just got paid $784,642.86 in cash from Coke! I was an owner of Coke. Coke belonged to me because I love Coke. But I decided to sell Coke back to Coke. Do you love Coke? Then Coke belongs to you too. You own it. So get paid already! Sell Coke back to Coke like I did. What are you waiting for? Would you rather have a Coke, or $784,642.86 in cash? (Watch this Carlos video for all the details. Tell all your Coke lovin friends. GET PAID. NOW!) http://www.adgabber.com/video/brand-ownership

At 9:15am on February 15, 2009, Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer said…: http://www.adgabber.com/video/brand-ownership “BRAND OWNERSHIP” WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH! WE'RE ALL FREAKIN WEATHLY. NO MORE RECESSION FOR US!!!!!

At 1:36pm on February 4, 2009, Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer said…: FRANCHISES AVAILABLE
Original Video - More videos at TinyPic

At 3:42pm on January 29, 2009, Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer said…

At 12:23pm on December 31, 2008, Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer said…: Now the technology that the government has been using to track people they want to watch is now available to the common folk. Try it out. Subject: Google Earth search... Want to find out where your partner or employee is? Google Earth just got better. After clicking on the link below, type in the person's cell phone number. Google Earth (via GPS Tracking) directs you to that person's exact location. Give it a try and tell me what you found. Click on Link: http://www.track-your-partner.com