TJ, when was the last time you fed your Coke? Took care of the needs of your Coke? Took your Coke to a vet to make sure it was healthy? Cleaned out your Cokes shit box? Gave your Coke a bowl of milk? COME ON TJ, cut the whining and get your $784,642.86 in cash from Coke. Then hire a nanny.
You gotta love Joel, he'd rather have a job and earn his $784,642.86, that be given $784,642.86 in cash from Coke. Someone should hire him just for that. Now that's character! Right Joel?
Peter, the $784,642.86 in cash that you get from Coke... makes YOU the banker. Think of it as a gift from the US government. (It also comes with a get out of jail free card.)
I just got paid $784,642.86 in cash from Coke! I was an owner of Coke. Coke belonged to me because I love Coke. But I decided to sell Coke back to Coke. Do you love Coke? Then Coke belongs to you too. You own it. So get paid already! Sell Coke back to Coke like I did. What are you waiting for? Would you rather have a Coke, or $784,642.86 in cash? (Watch this Carlos video for all the details. Tell all your Coke lovin friends. GET PAID. NOW!)
My pal Martin Leach sent this to me, and mentioned how that lady at Coca Cola is going to be eating her words in a little bit. Mandelbaum has started a populist revolt. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!!! Martin might be right.
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