Distinguished Tipsy Fiance, Your Love Was Too Vague...

"...and I didn't like it."

Okay, best. Break-up reason. EVAR.

Brentter drew our roving gaze to this amusing ad about Akira, who runs Tokyo's go-to break-up service: No Sad Big Smile.

Experience a uniquely eventful day in the life -- then, after laughing (or at least smirking) your ass off, hit up NoSadBigSmile.com to check out the Adidas Originals Safety Collection. (Not clear on the logic behind the label ... unless the shirt Akira's wearing is bullet-proof.)

Fresh fare by TBWA\London and production company Taiyokikau. Diggin' the song? That's because it's gorgeosity. It's Perro Amor Explota by Bersuit Vergarabat.

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