Sharing the Gift of the English Language

Hyatt's running a sweepstakes called The Big Welcome, where you can win a bunch of free nights in Unspeakably Awesome parts of the world. That's cool and all, but the effort's being promoted with these two wristslash-worthy attempts at irony:

o Sharing the Gift of the English Language. (They kind of remind us of the Alltel Geeks, except amazingly less worthy of oxygen.)

o Suntan. (Possibly the only blonde ditzes alive that aren't fun to watch.)

To Hyatt: who wrote these scripts, and can you still get out of paying the invoice with a series of strategic temper tantrums?

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