The Foot Fetish Folks are Gonna LOVE This.

Shoe firm TerraPlana has this new technology called Vivo Barefoot, which gives shoes the power to stimulate your sensory perception "every time you touch the ground."

Not sure what exactly that means, but somehow it brings broken shock absorbers to mind.

To demonstrate how free and awesome your feet are gonna feel, the company's disseminating a yucky, if peripherally interesting, video called "Pian-Toe."

We didn't even realize some of those toe muscles could move. Watch with mixtures of disdain and interest, then pass it to all the other cubicle cogs, because it's Tuesday and you know there's nothing better out there right now. Unless you wanna watch Brian do Peanut Butter Jelly Time. AGAIN.