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Universal Healthcare is Hot, Blond and Curvaceous

When Heather Graham hit the scene in Drugstore Cowboy and then again on Twin Peaks, we were, well, peaked. While we're not quite sure what appearing in a MoveOn commercial hyping a public health insurance option will do for her career, we are very sure she - and all of her hot, blond curvaceousness - has caught the eye of the very bloated, for-profit insurance companies.

As they all stand at the starting line of a race in which they don't need to compete (after all, why exert any energy when complacency works just fine), Heather, and all of her hot, blond curvaceousness, approaches the starting line as a representative of the public health insurance option and gets set to beat the crap out of all the other bloated insurance companies.

All while Peter Coyote (President on Flash Forward!) pleads for us all to contact congress and tell our representatives we need that public health insurance option.

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Steve Hall Comment by Steve Hall on October 26, 2009 at 5:18pm
George! George! Yes, let's do dinner!
George Parker Comment by George Parker on October 26, 2009 at 4:53pm
Hey, when it comes to Heather Graham, I'm all for the "Pubic Option!" Sorry Steve, I couldn't help myself... But fuck it... It's AdRants. You owe me fucking dinner, you tightwad.
Cheers/George


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