Universal Healthcare is Hot, Blond and Curvaceous

When Heather Graham hit the scene in Drugstore Cowboy and then again on Twin Peaks, we were, well, peaked. While we're not quite sure what appearing in a MoveOn commercial hyping a public health insurance option will do for her career, we are very sure she - and all of her hot, blond curvaceousness - has caught the eye of the very bloated, for-profit insurance companies.

As they all stand at the starting line of a race in which they don't need to compete (after all, why exert any energy when complacency works just fine), Heather, and all of her hot, blond curvaceousness, approaches the starting line as a representative of the public health insurance option and gets set to beat the crap out of all the other bloated insurance companies.

All while Peter Coyote (President on Flash Forward!) pleads for us all to contact congress and tell our representatives we need that public health insurance option.

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Comment by Steve Hall on October 26, 2009 at 5:18pm: George! George! Yes, let's do dinner!

Comment by George Parker on October 26, 2009 at 4:53pm: Hey, when it comes to Heather Graham, I'm all for the "Pubic Option!" Sorry Steve, I couldn't help myself... But fuck it... It's AdRants. You owe me fucking dinner, you tightwad.
Cheers/George

Comment by Jamie Vesay on October 26, 2009 at 1:48pm: Heather is after all the American Woman. Lenny Kravitz said so.
And you just know, that coming soon on Flash Forward, there will be a long Michael Bay inspired montage about how we will all survive this crisis with various shots from around the globe, underscored by an original score and voice-overed by the President. They cast him just for that.