I agree with you…the Nanny State has gotten out of control. Reminds me of the girls who accused all those innocent women of being witches in Salem back in the 1600’s. I’ll tell you a story when I get back about a day I took a daughter of mine and…

September 20

TJ replied to Buddy ‘Friendly’ Wachenheimer’s discussion ‘STOP ANY FORM OF CHILD ABUSE‘

Buuuuuuuullshit…Being bad, evil or mistreating someone is simply a choice. People CHOOSE to do the bad things they do because they’ve weighed the consequences against the personal “rewards” and found that their soul can handle the outcome. Everyon…

September 18

TJ added a blog post

Facebook…back then…

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September 15

Buddy ‘Friendly’ Wachenheimer left a comment for TJ

September 12

Tracy Toogood left a comment for TJ

July 22

TJ updated their profile

June 23

TJ replied to TJ’s discussion ‘OK… My follow-up book report on the Doritos Idea for the Colbert Show…by TJ Swafford, 14th grade‘

Miss your awkward Glibness…and butter-knifed wit too. I don’t know WHAT the fuck I’m doing…In an uppity/snobby-assed Art school (which for some reason gets some ohhhss and Ahhhhhs from my past professors)…finishing out a degree in Photography…

June 17

Jim Powell replied to TJ’s discussion ‘OK… My follow-up book report on the Doritos Idea for the Colbert Show…by TJ Swafford, 14th grade‘

made me laugh again too – now can we have our football back please! Are you leaving the dream fella? Miss you. Jim

June 17

Profile Information

Interests

E V E R Y T H I N G that needs waxing.

About Me

ask me if you have the cojones…

Areas of Expertise

retouching “ugly” baby photo’s.

Current Company

What the…INC

Position

Digital Media

Position Responsibilities

I really want to be a garbageman…you know?…the guy hanging off the back of a HUGE, smelly truck as it flies through the city streets early in the morning?

Just sounds fun as all hell.

Industry

trying to help the world see things through my eyes and my opinions…Uphill struggle to say the least!

Company Description

That feeling you have two minutes before YOUR name is called at the Dentist’s office…that’s how I want MY waiting room to feel.

Thick and Heavy with anticipation, fear, intrigue and subtle pleasure from the weird ones.

Company Website

http://www.stillinschool.dork.edu

Work History

Quality Control for Mars Company (M&M’s inspector) I basically removed all the “W’s” from the production line.
My most enjoyable job was being a two-bag caddy for a club called Shore Acres in Lake Forrest, Ill when I was 16…met a great number of great people there. I was given a $40 tip by the PGA’s Peter Jacobsen for “accidentally” opening my coke in his opponents back swing during a big hole…laughed our asses off over that one watching the other caddy look in the weeds for the shanked ball.

Graduation Year

1989-2005

Academic Institution

The Human Zoo

What Services Can You Offer Adgabber Members?

I see the world through the eyes of the likes of Bob Flanagan.
Google him…(adult warning…especially the Nine Inch Nails Video)

What Services Are You Looking For From AdGabber Members?

Let me take your pictures for you. I can add ten years of youth and 20 lbs less to your portraits.

How School is currently going for me…

TJ’s Photos

TJ’s Videos

Amazing Street stuff…This has RED BULL written ALL over it.

Added by TJ
This is simply AMAZING. DAMN!

Added by TJ
Anyone else creeped out by these ads?

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TJ’s Blog

Facebook…back then…

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Posted on September 15, 2010 at 1:09pm —

Damn you North Korea…

Posted on April 5, 2009 at 11:50am —

Where have you gone Michelangelo and Da Vinci???????????????????????????

The WORLD is in DIRE need of your services.

Posted on March 11, 2009 at 3:50pm —

Probably not far from the truth…

Posted on March 9, 2009 at 1:10am —

Hey Nadya…

OctoMom is used to having multiple people inside of her at once — and now one porn company is willing to shell out big bucks to harness that skill on film.

Major porn distributor Vivid Entertainment has just fired off a letter to Nadya Suleman, offering her 1 million bucks to star in a skin flick of her own. Vivid is willing to go one step further, by telling us they’ll give her family full medical and dental insurance if she becomes a “contract girl”… meaning she’ll have to do multiple vide… Continue

Posted on February 26, 2009 at 3:12am — 1 Comment

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At 5:03pm on November 17, 2010, Buddy ‘Friendly’ Wachenheimer said…: Every time I look in the mirror, I cry a little for all the
ugly people. (Tear for TJ.)

At 7:53am on September 12, 2010, Buddy ‘Friendly’ Wachenheimer said…: Just give me the money and no one gets hurt.

At 4:48pm on July 22, 2010, Tracy Toogood said…: I’m really new at this… not a clue.

At 8:08am on April 11, 2010, Buddy ‘Friendly’ Wachenheimer said…: (This goes double for you, bitch.)

At 9:13am on February 12, 2010, Abdol Rahim Mirza said…: Welcome back TJ.
We all having our tough businesses but still remember our friends.
Particularly those online.

Please shine/chime up every now and then on the yard.
Wish you all the best.

At 1:18pm on December 8, 2009, Buddy ‘Friendly’ Wachenheimer said…: TJ, you ain’t gettin shit for Christmas! I’ve just examined your computer and it’s full of porn. You fuckin pervert!